Schitts Creek
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yo, tell me another series that improved upon every single season throughout its run.
“Ew, David!"
And Im here to report that for some, that is a literal happy ending.
Johnny, Stevie, and Patrick will work on finding a new venue.
There is also, however, a problem with the officiant, a haikuist named Fabian.
Moira, however, killed when she officiated Pat Sajaks first wedding (Can I buy a vow?
), and since she is the least sentimental of the group, she is up for the task.
Calm is a word that has never been used to describe David Rose.
He made no such request.
might be one of the most perfect lines ever uttered on this show.
This is not the last wedding day crisis David will have to deal with.
Stevie assures them that the town of Schitts Creek has seen much weirder things and it will be fine.
With all of those fires put out, the time has come for David and Patrick to get married.
I cant lie to you people, Im tearing up just writing about it.
Shes followed by Johnny and Stevie, and then we find Alexis and David waiting in the back.
NO ONE IS OKAY RIGHT NOW.
And just like that, our guys are married.
It is a ceremony befitting them as a couple and a scene befitting this show.
All thats left is for Johnny and Moira to take off for California the next morning.
Johnny hands Stevie his motel keys and theyre off.
But Johnny has one last thing to do.
A perfect send off.
Oh, my precious bebes, best wishes and warmest regards, always.
Ronnies undying hatred for Patrick will make me laugh forever and ever.
Theres a time and place for sentimentality and your only sons wedding day is hardly the moment.
