Schitts Creek
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Oh, how our David Rose has grown.
How confident in his relationship!
I mean, does he eventually spin out over his decision?
But thats mostly due to Alexiss less-than-helpful advice, and also, personal growth is all about baby steps.
Alarmed, David asks why.
Lets just hope we dont find out.
So, thats definitely not helping.
David is definitely breaking that by setting Patrick up with Ken, that hunk with the teeny-weeny little polo.
Hes also failing on the biggest Do: Do Set G.R.s (Ground Rules).
Is this a onetime thing?
Can they sleep together?
David doesnt know becausehe set zero ground rules.
According to Alexis, even Josh Groban keeps a thick, leather-bound binder full of them.
Its this last thing that really sends David reeling (ground rules in general, not specifically Groban).
This was a mistake!
His relationship is too new to handle this!
But you guys, come on!
This is David and Patrick!
He couldnt go on that date.
Was it the lack of ground rules?
Alexis yells from inside the room.
I mean, probably a little once he thinks about it.
But no, Patrick doesnt want to try out other people.
He only wants David.
So, David was right to trust Patrick, to trust their relationship, to trust his feelings.
In the pilot, they were arguing over who should get murdered first.
David and Alexis care about each other even when they are telling the other to fuck off.
If thats not an authentic sibling relationship, I dont know what is.
Elsewhere in the magical land of Schitts Creek, the Jazzagals are getting after it.
The pills came from Condi, natch.
Jocelyn brings her own essentials: pot brownies.
She used to rock out.
She used to LIVE.
Sometimes she still feels 19, and doesnt know how she ended up where she is.
I both fear and love her, you know?
Instead, Jocelyn takes that advice and … goes and gets the Worlds Worst Haircut.
You were so close to finding your inner wild child again.
Youll get em next time, girl.
The Wig Wall
Johnny and Stevies growing relationship is such an unexpected sweet spot for the show.
Once again,Schitts Creekexpertly delivers a heartwarming resolution without ever getting too saccharine.
I mean, how can you become cloying when an accidental dick pic is involved?
No one does awkward and embarrassed like Eugene Levy does awkward and embarrassed.
Apparently, the second tape has a whole chunk on Polaroids.
I cannot wait to see someSunset Bayfootage.
Show us the footage!
It seems Moira used to party in Monaco with Maggie Trudeau and the Rolling Stones.
Well, all of the Rolling Stones except Charlie Watts because every party has a pooper.
Just when I thought it was impossible to find a 30-something named Ken!
