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Leave it toSchitts Creekto bestow gift after gift upon us in these troubling times.
“Ew, David!"
so this is a gorgeous reunion of sorts.)
Wow wow wow, what atimewe are having!
Could it be the reunion shes been waiting for?
Its for the best, anyway, because Alexis is currently plowing through a box set ofSunrise Bay.
At the cafe, Tippy has a surprise for Moira: Clifton has come along, too.
Clifton just couldnt imagine doing the show without her.
(Her lover was a ghost, naturally.)
If Moira is going to go ahead and sign the contract, she should know how much shes worth.
Alexis Rose, a true feminist icon for our times.
And he owns up to it.
As for the reboot contract, she hasdemands.
Its not until shes back with Alexis and David that we learn the end of that conversation.
She said she would come back only if they killed Clifton off by the death of Moiras choosing.
Also, she asked for more money.
Also, a diamond tennis bracelet, because yes, sure, why not?
She wont be doing the reboot.
She isnt sad about it, though.
In fact, its the opposite.
She seems hopeful, and thats mostly because she is realizing what an asset her publicist is.
Moira and Alexis Rose are becoming a true dream team, huh?
Moira is not the only one betting on a bright future.
), full of beef tenderloin and lobster rolls and discussion of caviar for the caviar crowd.
And then David goes off to join Alexis in herSunrise Baybinge, believing he has solved his dads problem.
She watches David and Johnnys chat and sees how upset Johnny is afterward.
Its not always gonna be like this, she says, trying to comfort him.
Seriously, guys, there are tears in his eyes.
Is Johnny Rose going to be making us cry every episode from here on out?
My tiny, broken heart cannot take it.
What if they buy 30 motels right now and start franchising?
It would bring greater dividends and could get them out of this hole.
Where did Stevie get this inspired idea?
Well, she read about it in Johnnys book.
And just like that, the Rosebud Motel is back in business.
Theres also that storyline from season three in which Vivian finds a time machine in the hospital broom closet.
I would like more details on that.
Okay, and also that little nugget about Moira playing her own brother for an entire season.
So much gold here.
It was just on the news a lot.
Clifton Sparks explains hes looking so fresh and dewy these days because he gave up the drink.
Strictly a wine and scotch man now.
Has David ever felt more alive than he did during that wedding food tasting?
