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TheSchitts CreekHeartfelt and Bittersweet Tears Tour continues this week, this time with a focus on Alexis and David.
“Ew, David!"
Lets be honest: This is the saddest bachelor party Ive ever peeped my eyes on.
She doesnt want to do anything.
You know, if you want to know how that job went.
Unbeknownst to Moira, her problem is, at least, being worked on.
Johnny has some big news to share with his Rosebud Motel team.
Okay, well its really almost nonexistent news, but Johnny is pumped about it.
Let Johnny Rose be a role model to you all.
And then they get into the escape room and find out it is Galapagos-themed.
Alexis takes it as a sign that she made a huge mistake not going with Ted.
Again, its David who has to stop her from spiraling.
He tells her matter-of-factly that it wouldve been a huge mistake to go.
Is she just going to follow another guy around the world?
Of course not, but she has no idea what she is doing here.
Where do you want to be?
(Well, not Moira.
It turns out that Alexis is a puzzle master.
Theres little time to be impressed because they are all anxious to check Johnnys phone.
He loves Johnnys proposal and wants to set up a pitch meeting immediately.
Well, if that isnt the best news theyve heard in a long, long time.
There are hugs and applause and maybe tears!
Everyone is so excited.
Maybe, he says, its time to let go of that succulent.
Jo Foster once screened it for me privately, and I would like to keep that memory safe.
Patrick announces that sadly, his family, who loves escape rooms, couldnt be here today.
Moira: Have they passed?
are just gifts that cannot be matched.
Give us some joy, internets, Im begging you.
