Schitts Creek
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He was born to do it and I was born to see it.
When the Schitts skip over Johnny and Moira as potential sitters, Johnny get offended.
Johnny and Moira should write a child-rearing book.
Like any caregiverwho has survived, he promptly falls asleep.
Jocelyn and Roland couldnt be more thrilled to find their baby asleep with no major problems.
As if Moira would ever allow that.
David, obviously, had nothing to do with it.
(David gets very drunk during that one, naturally.)
Like any good high school party, someone rolls in and gets people very, very excited.
The vet needs his rest!
This is Fun Ted.
Everyone is into it.
Okay, maybe not Alexis, who isnt completely loving all the attention her boyfriend is getting.
Things only get worse during Spin the Bottle when Ted takes a turn and the bottle lands on David.
He wastes no time grabbing his girlfriends brothers face and planting a big on one him.
It is … not comfortable.
Alexis and Patrick arent pleased.
Dont get me wrong, that is a thing you cannot unsee, but it wasnt Davids fault.
It was all Fun (Drunk) Ted.
Still, David takes the brunt of it.
Much to Patricks chagrin, they do.
You guys, this kiss will go down as one of the most awkward kisses in TV history.
It does not make anyone feel better, least of all me.
What does fix the situation, as you might have guessed, is a little ol thing called communication.
These two couples are too happy to let a little Spin the Bottle ruin things.
It has an aerial shot of Moiras love scene!
And an astrophysicist wearing pigtails!
I want Moira to call me a slice of meringue!
Teds impression of Alexiss ew, ew, ew is perfection.
A nighttime couples massage?
What is this, 1985?
