Schitts Creek
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Still, that doesnt make Alexis and Ted officially ending this any easier.
“Ew, David!"
Its Alexis and Ted!
Remember their huge rom-com moment during Singles Week?
It all starts out so nice, too.
Alexis is alone at the motel and hears a knock at the door: Its Ted!
Hes come to surprise her with a long-weekend visit.
They have the motel to themselves and very little time.
I guess having sex is more important than getting the gory details of a rancid milk experience.
These two love birds (love turtles?)
Alexis is both sweating and has a chill.
It is an instant mood-killer.
And Alexis needs some time to think this through.
Its sweet and mature and sad, but there is no other way.
And thats exactly what shes doing here.
Okay, someone get me a four-cheese lasagna to cry into.
Actually, you know what?
Ill forever treasure the image of Moira Rose halfheartedly hate-dusting the Presidential Suite at the new Rosebud Motel location.
We should all treasure it.
Because they deserve it.
At least until they get out of Schitts Creek.
Maybe thats everyones happy ending.
Needless to say, their pictures turn out terribly.
David tries to art direct the shoot in Rays studio I missed Ray so much!
You know, understated.
Id lay in our claw foot tub and watch the orcas.
Another great credit to add to Moiras filmography: Her gritty, feminist police drama,Miranda Rights.
I did that with Harry Styles in England.
It was, like, too rainy.
Be careful John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground.
