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to get to get some publicity for her first (and only) client.

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Alexis thinks shes perfect for it since she definitely looks like someone who just wandered in off the road.

It turns out Stevies awful at this job.

Alexis is laying it on thick; her fake giggles at Amirs jokes alone should win awards.

Almost immediately, Stevie and Amir start flirting.

Has Stevie ever smiled this much?

Has she ever been so smitten in all her life?

It is a true delight.

She must think so, too.

Before long shes asking Johnny for 40 bucks so she and Amir can go out to lunch.

Johnnys hesitant to put Stevie in an uncomfortable situation has the Plant Scenario gone too far?

but Stevie, very clearly, is into this.

As more flirting over giant menus takes place at the cafe, Stevie begins to crack.

Amir doesnt mind so much.

Hes happy for the company.

He calls her beautiful (in a cute, not creepy way).

Fingers crossed Amir doesnt turn out to be a weirdo or something because Stevie Budd deserves good things.

I think its time we look for an apartment, Patrick announces.

You guys, David is adorably both terrified and elated at the prospect of living with a boyfriend.

He tries to downplay the big news by telling his sister that they are just going to look.

But Alexis knows all about just.

Like she and Adam Levine justwent for bubble tea.

That look he gives when Ray shows him one tiny closet closed off with a curtain!

Its a beautiful thing to behold and I hope they make a web series out of it.

Patrick figures out the misunderstanding and sets things straight he meant that he was looking for hisownapartment.

It doesnt spark a fight, David and Patrick dont break up over it.

In fact, the idea that David almost feels ready to live with Patrick only makes their relationship stronger.

I believe the kids might deem this relationship goals?

Jocelyn remains my favorite supporting character.

Dear interwebs, like bless us with a montage of Moira Rose saying bebe.

Such is the life of Ray Butani.

Davids response: Compared to what, a haunted house?

Oh, if Ive died again, I swear to god!