Schitts Creek
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It feels strange to see some of our Schitts Creekers in New York, doesnt it?
“Ew, David!"
Theyve been safely tucked into small-town life all this time.
What does life outside of Schitts Creek look like?
Clearly, Moira is the most desperate to find out.
She isnt great at covering.
We are all relying on no, we arecheeringyou on!
she yells as the team heads out.
Shell go there, too!
This is the answer to hersucculent-in-a-small-pot dilemma.
Shes already looking at apartments for her, David, and Patrick to share.
David actually asks the question everyone should be asking: What if the deal doesnt go through?
And so it doesnt take very long for David to jump on the were all moving to New York!
Hes completely forgotten about the fact that no deal has been signed yet.
All the Roses are full-steam ahead they are ready to leave Schitts Creek in the dust.
David does find one potential problem: Patrick isnt into this idea of moving at all.
He cant even fathom the idea that someone might want to stay in Schitts Creek over New York.
Not even his offer of half a muffin helps ease the tension.
At least he knows how to read the room.
Once he sees Patricks reaction, he reminds him that this is all contingent on the deal going through.
If it doesnt, this was just a big waste of time … and frown lines.
They put in a pin in this very alarming conversation until they have more information.
And probably more muffins.
Theyll need a lot of muffins to get through this.
So what does happen with the big pitch meeting?
It does not start off well.
The guys in the pitch meeting are much less flattering.
From the start of Johnnys presentation, they are pretty much making fun of him to his face.
They go back into the meeting reinvigorated.
Johnny takes over and he is wonderful.
He is selling the charm of motels like no one ever has in the history of motels.
They leave the pitch meeting feeling like theyve nailed it.
Roland is … a good friend?
Its all set up and they are looking for clients just like the Rosebud Motel Group.
You guys: They have an investor.
), and lets them know that the deal went through.
There is a huge group hug and demands to pop open some Zhampagne!
All of their dreams are comingtrue.
The whole scene is just so good and so perfectly Moira.
She finally found her calling.
Why even dangle that idea in front of us?