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Im sorry, a carefully orchestrated, entirely deliberate stunt.
“Ew, David!"
The lie is working the movie is trending on Interflix so everyone buys it.
Second, what a huge moment for Alexis!
Making her dream come true!
In the least sarcastic way possible, I really love that journey for her.
Its actually Ted who first blurts out the suggestion that Alexis stay.
Something tells me long distance isnt going to be easy.
And no ones even mentioned Ted the Turtles well-being in a while, so I truly fear the worst.
I mean, its a discussion to be had before walking down the aisle, no?
Ill give you one guess as to whose return sparks this conversation.
Yeah, its Throuple Jake.
He invites the boys to his place for a whiskey later that night, if theyre into it.
David, of course, knows immediately that a whiskey is not a whiskey when it comes to Jake.
Patrick, however, is flattered and flustered.
He was extremely onboard with being blatantly hit on.
In the end, they decide to go.
(Davids response upon seeing it: Its nice, does it come in an adult size?)
Shes going to finish her drink and then meet them out later, she tells them.
No, you wont, says David.
David Rose, as always, is the best of us.
He does this mainly through crying.
Like, a lot of crying.
Johnnys out of touch with the dating scene, and Rolands just there to make fun of Johnny.
Ronnies dating advice is all we ever really need: Be yourself, have a mint.
Has John Hemphill ever been funnier?
I dont mind a dirty room.
I hope that doesnt sound as sad as it feels.
I would take a solid half-hour of Moira Rose explaining streaming to people.
1 stream of the day, tied only with the four seasons ofCaroline in the City.
Patrick, remarking on Jakes wood-working skills: Hes talented.
Hes like a one-man operation.
Davids perfect response: Not in my experience.
