Schitts Creek
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When did you figure it out?
When did you realize something truly special was about to happen?
Patrick gets annoyed with David sometimes, but he never getsthatupset.
This hike felt like more than a hike.
Then David pulled a bottle of Champagne from Patricks backpack and I started to preemptively tear up.
You must have, because, guys,David and Patrick are engaged.Im still screaming.
Not to bless us with at least oneSchitts Creekwedding before this thing wraps up would be a crime.
Moira Rose redefining mother-of-the-bride fashion is reason enough.
But before David and Patrick get to the lovey stuff, they must hike.
Patrick has planned a romantic picnic, and David is excited.
Sounds more like torture and David makes sure Patrick knows it.
After a while, Patrick is over it.
If David hates it this much, why keep going?
You guys, Patricks face in this moment kills me.
He wants to keep going.
And then Patrick tells him to grab something from the front pocket of his bag.
As David turns around and finds a jewelry box, Patrick gets down on one knee.
You guys, I am crying while Im writing this!
just tell me youre crying too!
This is too much!
And now here he is, the love of his life.
You want to know the best part?
Okay, actually its all the best part, but something that is just perfectlySchitts Creek?
And you know what?
Who cares if theyre 24 karat?
WE ALL SAY YES.
Its simply the best.
Hey, youre welcome for that, and Im not apologizing!
Honestly, the Johnny needs to go to the hospital story line brought me just as much joy.
Well, that sounds wrong, but youll understand soon.
Hes out of breath, sweaty, and weak, and hes having chest pains.
Stevies the one to suggest they get him to the hospital.
Roland agrees, saying he looks just like his cousin did when he died of a heart attack.
Not a great sentiment to express at the moment, but it gets them all moving.
In the waiting room, shes even worse.
She has things she wants to express to her husband, so she does so loudly.
You are the most important thing in this world to me.
You know that, dont you?
And I include Caroline in that, and Ive had that wig for 40 years!
Oh, you guys, that line so perfectly sums up this show.
Ive said it before, but their relationship grounds this show.
Believing that they truly care for each other helps when there is absolute craziness going on around them.
Someone else really loves Johnny too: Stevie!
Be still, my heart!
Ted has to explain the concept of homesickness to her.
Its all very sweet.
Alexis is growing as a human being!
When the doctor takes Johnny back for tests, Moira asks, Istestcode for open heart surgery?
you’ve got the option to tell me, I once played a nurse onM.A.S.H.
Ted tells Alexis to think about getting vaccines like getting Botox.
Her response: Eww, Ted, what am I, like, 32?
I feel personally attacked.
Still making me laugh: Moira yelling at Johnny for not telling her he wasnt feeling well all day.
You keep everything inside like a bashful clam!
Ronnies look when Alexis rubs her shoulder as a greeting at the cafe is truly perfect.
Oh, its just a gesture, David.
Stop being so literal!
When shes asked if she tried Alexis: Theres an idea!
Does anybody have her number?
