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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but inSNLterms, is he more The Rock or (Andy) Roddick?

Watt has played bit parts in comedies includingNew Girland had a fully fledged (funny) character inBad Moms.

Bennett, McKinnon, and Strong whatever mad, mush-mouthed bloviating shes doing all earn their air time.

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By the time theyre singing about Olafs Coke can?

Robbies epic failure, and the gratuitous shitting of his pants, doesnt pay it all off.

Bullies, though, will love it.

After the initial oversharing, the course of the scene is set, and there arent any surprises.

Its just gay enough for most hetero dudes to be okay with it.

Its Jack Daniels, Gasoline, and Matcha.

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Cynthia Woods, for instance, is a bitch that Hynes thought was her friend.

She is black and she is history … to me, says Hynes.

While Watt would rather not mock a nearby kid whos in a wheelchair, thats whats in the script.

Though theres a long ramp up to the weirder and more sniveling lines, the specifics are funny.

Theres a nice homonym gag aboutdooksanddukesthough.

Give this to theSNLwriters: They stayed on topic.

When J.J. Watt didnt play himself, he played a footballer, a lunkhead, or a lunkhead footballer.

And Watt tried, damn it, he tried.

The sketches themselves dont help all that much, often reaching out for that dangling, stanky low-hanging fruit.

Lets hope another first-time host, RuPaul, can rise to the challenge next week.

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