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They caught me at a weak moment.
(As usual, weve ranked this weeks sketches from best to worst.)
He recounts telling his sad tale to Chris Farley, who replied, they fired my ass, too.
Chris Rock, who was also canned, comes on to commiserate.
Man, just steal the damn report, suggests Michael Che.
Biden, the Amtrak masseuse, is reading Tom Clancy and picking salt water taffy out of his veneers.
Theres some really amazing imagery here, and McKinnons Warren is only becoming richer and more defined.
The title of the book: Stories No One Wants.
Theres some broad swipes here, but things come to life with the return of Sandler as Opera Man.
On the Kentucky Derby: Winning horse is magnifioso / Losing horse is delicioso.
Its well worth watching.
Theyll get you pointing and laughing at the Leaning Tower, and help you see the wetness of Venice.
That means they can put you on wine-tasting tour, but cant change the reason why you drink.
Best to lower your expectations.
The observation, the details, and the gags here are all just delightful.
Pretty soon, though, the trio is Lady & the Tramping it over a plate of spaghetti.
Mom (Kristen Wiig) and dad (Jimmy Fallon) also feel eerily similar to Sandler characters.
Sometimes, the son confesses, he has trouble performing in bed.
Dad presents a solution: Rectix, a massive pill that is not taken orally, but anally.
In fact, its just inserted and stays up there until its all over.
So its a butt plug?
Dad offers to let the son borrow his, because they clean the thing off in the dishwasher.
The question: Whats on the characters bucket lists when their respective franchises are ending?
Most notable is the sense thatSNLmay be getting as tired of talking politics as much of the electorate.
Chris Farley Song
Sandler breaks out the acoustic guitar for his new number about Chris Farley.
While its not meant to be particularly funny, its very sweet and heartfelt.
Maybe Snapchat users would love it?
Shirts are neck holes, arm holes, waist holes; pants, kind of the same.
And we get inside those holes to cover our private holes.
Even celebrities like Andy Warhol and Roberto Benigni had to cover their holes with holes.
the Romano Tours sketch).
There are clunkers, sure, but the highs are really high.
