RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Did you miss me?
As you could see, Im fully broken.
And did I mention that the queens arevotingthis season?
Thats right, henny, were doingSurvivornow.
With four challenge wins on her season, Shea is one of the strongest competitors inDrag Raceherstory.
If not for the last-minute finale format change on season 9, Shea would probably already be aDrag Racewinner.
Queen in the North!
Mariah Paris Balenciaga
Mariah is another highly regarded queen in theDrag Racecanon.
Its beautiful, and Im so excited to see what else Mariah has to offer us this season.
Jujubee
Lucky for us, this season has no shortage ofDrag Racelegends.
Jujubee is known as the queen of reading, a lip sync assassin, and one funny bitch.
Her reputation remains unmatched.
Even more exciting, the girl can SING.
Juju hit the ground running, and Im getting top three vibes!
Haha, more like Juju A+!!
However, I will venture to be as nice as I possibly can to her this season.
Okay, here we go: In the talent show, Blair sucked.
(Well, I tried!)
She was pitchy, couldnt hold a tune, and I felt no emotional resonance in her performance.
That said, Blair absolutely made me laugh in the reading challenge and definitely deserved her co-win.
Miz Cracker
Im so happy to see Miz Cracker back for anAll Starsrun.
There are few drag shows more fun than Miz Crackers weeklyDrag Raceviewing parties at Industry.
(Remember bars?)
Ongina entered with a bang in a stunning ensemble inspired by Fillipino comic book superhero Darna.
But the rest of the episode, she fizzled.
As Jujubee so eloquently puts it: the crickets arent even laughing.
The judges appear to be cutting Ongina some slack, however, and she narrowly escapes the bottom two.
She then competed onAll Starsseason one alongside her Puerto Rican sister Yara Sofia.
An experienced queen, Alexis is not to be underestimated.
However, I couldnt help but feel that Alexis faded into the background this episode.
Mayhem Miller
First of all, Mayhem deserved to be safe for giving us Mariah Angelou alone.
Time doesnt exist to me anymore.)
In it, she executes what can only be described as blinkography.
However, Mayhems performance tonight shows that meme status is a double-edged sword.
In Mayhems case, the eye bit quickly gives way to mumbled rapping.
Its impossible to understand, and the performance is not nearly compelling enough to make up for it.
Luckily for Mayhem, this mistake didnt cost her the competition.
She remains safe to blink another week.
In the talent show, Derricks concept is aperfectjoke.
I laughed the entire time.
Its high performance art and I think he should have won.
Derrick is our generations Andy Kaufman.
India seemed intimidated before her talent show.
Watching one girl after the next deliver beautiful, creative performances shook the season three queen.
And with that, we find ourselves at the end of our first episode ofAll Stars.
Im excited about this season.
