RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Folks, I know its Oscar season and were all obviously talking aboutBohemian Rhapsody(wait,what!?
The drama queen is jumping out.
I guess I get it; shits getting real.
But theres a general nervousness in the room that saps most everyone of their instincts.
Maybe everyones just that shook from Latrices dismissal?
Regardless, its a tough sit.
I guess I just dont buy that she doesnt have confidence in herself.
Shes going to do well in the challenge.
Its not bad or even an inconvenience that shes last.
This woman loves the drama and will beat Glenn Close on February 24.
Trinity, strangely, has a mental block when it comes to roasts.
Shes stuck, folks.
I will be crossing my fingers and tucking my penis for her.
I am gonna give her the benefit of the doubt.
This is the week I am going to stop doubting Naomi.
There will be no more drama on the show!
Trinity the Tuck … does not.
And she knows it.
Manila suggests Trinity-as-Caitlyn Jenner should have just done the roast, and honestly?
Doesnt sound like such a bad idea right now.
Shes already not the worst, and Naomis performance ensures she will also not be the second-worst.
Remember before, when I said I wasnt going to second-guess Naomi?
Should have second-guessed that.
Bomb with a smile!
However, watching Valentina fail gloriously feels more entertaining than the previous bad sets weve seen.
The jokes arent good, but we are laughing.
That sums it up for me with Valentina.
Im confused, but I like it!
I will never understand it … but I need it.
Manila is fully presentational with her roast, and she is, of course, a standout.
She probably goes the hardest in the paint out of everyone after making an ICE joke at Valentinas expense.
And yes, that is what I remember from Bunnys performance.
Runway category is Angelic White, and Monet is first up.
I also really, really love her boots.
Overall, this is clearly Monets week.
This is exactly what every Monet X Change fan has waited for.
Trinity the Tuck also looks absolutely stunning with a Grecian take on the theme.
Shes looking like a Goddess, and its just high drag.
She, along with Naomi, for me, continues to be the runway queen ofAll Stars 4.
Upon inspection, her outfit is acting like constructed mostly out of blinds straight from the window, henny.
I see it, and I appreciate it, as well as her beautiful headpiece.
Shes really embodying the icon here, and its a standout, maybe even of the series.
This might save her from the bottom, to be honest.
Naomi may be the Drag Queen Formerly Known As Worried That She Might Be in the Bottom.
Im sorry, Ive absorbed a lot of bad jokes watching this episode.
The fuck do you want from me?
She, again, is one of the most stunning drag queens to ever grace this runway.
Her eyes are now done, and theyre magnetic.
Finally, Manila gives us a vibe similar to Trinitys.
They could both appear ornamentally on the top of the same cathedral.
This reads as a little gaudy and costume-y for me, and I personally prefer the other runways.
Shell be fine, however, having been so strong in the challenge.
This will be a major toss-up!
Everyone was only fine in the challenge and the runway was largely a gag.
Shes told shes likable, but didnt do the assignment.
I guess well see.
Manila is praised all-around this week, which is pretty par for the course for her.
Any of the remaining four competitors could be eliminated.
Oh my God, nowImcrying all over my room.
Weve had some strong lip-syncs this season, and this weeks makes a run for Best of the Year.
The song is Jump to It by Aretha Franklin and it is true, pure, unfiltered fun.
Watching it, you almost forget that Manila and Monet are competing.
I dont know how Ru will make a decision, and apparently neither does Ru because … shedoesnt!
Both ladies win the lip-sync and split $10,000, deservedly.
After a tense beat, Ru also reveals that no one will be going home tonight.
Instead, she says, the girls are to head backstage to await further instruction.
Backstage the girls go, and its seconds before its revealed thatthe bitches … are back.
This, dear reader, begs the question: who will return tonotwin this show?
Stay the fuck tuned.
Said the Bitch!
A Weekly Quote Roundup
Monet X Change: Have you ever seen [Lady Bunny] out of drag?
Category is: Ben Franklin fucked the Michelin Man.
… Said the Bitch!Probably the best joke of the roast maxi-challenge.
This was a great week for Monet, all things considered.
