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Robert Pattinsonseems bored as hell in quarantine.
(GQnotes that Massimini confirmed everything in Pattinsons story, so do withthatwhat you will.)
But what is the little pillow?
Pattinson takes us through, step by step.
Then, more sugar.
Then, red sauce, because, duh, this is a pasta dish.
Next, wrap it all up in foil and … well … this part gets a little tricky.
He assures the audience that its not.
I actually knew how to do this before, he said.
I literally did this yesterday.
And now its just impossible.
Its going to look like I cant cook at all.
Well, if people didnt think that before, they might now that the oven has exploded.
The fucking electricity … oh, my God, he says.
Then, the appliance goes dark.
Yeah, I think I have to leave that alone, he resigns.
But that is a piccolini cuscino.
Im sorry,whatis a piccolini cuscino?
Because it certainly doesnt sound edible.
Our condolences to Suki Waterhouse and anything she might have wanted to microwave.
Leave it to Robert Pattinson to find a way to create fireworks over Zoom.
Were all for goingthe Rihanna wayand diversifying your income streams, but were already dealing with a pandemic.
The world doesnt need whatever side effects eating a piccolini cuscino will cause.
At least your microwave is still standing.
