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Or visiting your mafioso father in jail with a blonde wig.
Or, yikes, whacking a preppy kid unconscious in a dorm room with a stapler?
Why dont these kids just leave!
(Oh right,one does.)
It hurts me that I never got to say goodbye, his son, Archie (K.J.
