Riverdale
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Its hard to believe thatRiverdalehas never had a Halloween episode before, isnt it?
But … thats pretty much it?
I wish this episode committed harder, much as I wish Betty committed harder to her Laurie Strode non-costume!
Federal Brother of Investigation Charles conveniently arrives with a pizzaandsome casual call-tracing equipment.
Im so tired of the Black Hood.
Bloated, maggot-incubating Jason is a far more welcome presence to me at this point.
Cheryl very reluctantly agrees, but warns that Jason wont be happy to miss Halloween, their favorite holiday.
Jasons ghost must be angry, Cheryl and her twintuition deduce.
Jughead hears of the vanished Stonewall Four from his prep-school classmates.
When he regains consciousness, he finds that his seminar classmates have trapped him inside a coffin.
I think you probably can.
A TV news bulletin warns that a serial killer with the remarkably specific M.O.
of forcing his victims to cook him meals before he murders them has escaped Shady Grove.
Veronica is no fool.
Our serial killer friend goes up in flames (shoutout toHalloween II?).
In no time at all, Cheryl is back to contentedly brushing her My Decomposing Dress-Up TwinTM dolls hair.
Jughead returns to his room to find that Moose and all of his belongings have disappeared without a trace.
Did he join the Army, as hed told Jughead hed been considering?
Or did something more sinister go down?
You will never get rich betting against the sinister onRiverdale.
The haunting of Thornhill is, apparently, far from over: Toni discovers Julian sitting on their bed.
Cheryl admits that she had been gaslighting her girlfriend before (Cheryl!!!!!!
In the immortal words of Scooby Doo,ruh-roh.
