Riverdale
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(So, did she really getrejected, or was she wait-listed?
And by the way, regular-admissions decisions dont even come out till the very end of March!
He finds Jugheads tie pin; she says he threw it in their faces when he was expelled.
Betty and FP host a wake for Jughead, at which two strong contenders for Worst Funeral Behavior emerge.
Cool, normal behavior, as always.
Hermosa reminds us that she is a private investigator (I forgot!
Theres a lot of shit going on!)
and a plane ticket in a not so subtle suggestion that she skip town.
Cue a highly public blowout in which Veronica screams at Archie and Betty, channeling Brittany Cartwrightrawtin hailenergy.
Theres a lot of people who dont think Bughead shouldnt have happened.
So, if Barchie is happening, then Jugheadmustbe dead.
), which she descends into alone.
Then, we find Archie canoodling with someone in his bed: Veronica.
Then, we find Betty canoodling with someoneelseon the cot: Jughead!
(He is alive, to be clear she isnt making out with a corpse.)
He was hiding under the cot during that whole Betty-Archie-Donna scene, you see.
Here is the thing: I want to enjoy this more than I do.
I love grifts and cons and scams and I appreciate thatRiverdaletook a big narrative swing.
But wasit such a big narrative swing?
Who among us really, wholeheartedly believed that Jughead was dead?
Is she secretly an Evernever?
