Riverdale
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Hello, Bulldogs and River Vixens!
Okay.Riverdale lost to Stonewall Prep at football.
Brett got into Yale.
Not a kill-each other duel so much as a school-mandated, three-round nerd contest, to be clear.
Then comes round two, a bare-knuckle brawl.
Ted still manages to flee the scene.
But Alice knows how to cheer up her favorite child: by investigating a murder.
(Sound familiar?)
She and Alice search through Bretts things until theyre interrupted by Stonewalls own Dennis Reynolds himself.
We love a pretty little liar!
Back in Riverdale, Veronica learns that her own father is sick, too.
Good thing its not like either of her parents to lie.
Kevin walks in and provides just enough of a distraction for Archie to escape.
This school is insane, Kevin mutters, speaking aloud what I assume wasRiverdales original working title.
But Ted quickly catches up and wraps his fingers around Archies neck.
Ted winds up in federal custody.
She wont release the video, so long as he never lays a finger on another girl ever again.
The final round of Jughead and Bretts duel is a chess match.
Aha, but Betty managed to pilfer a single Quill & Skull tape: Its Donnas confession.
Looks like Brett could have competition for the Most Alarming Sociopath yearbook superlative after all.
