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But this unusual little episode decides, for once, to take all the pain theyve suffered seriously.

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I love Gina Torres!)

holds extended office hours, offering the Core Fourplusone some much-needed Holiday Inn Express psychoanalysis.

Why doesnt she go smother Polly with affection instead?

Alice is shocked to hear herself say that its because she loves Betty the most of all her kids.

Archie

Archie is sent to Mrs. Burble after he falls asleep in physics class.

But isnt it already enough that he opened the community center, she asks?

She characterizes his vigilante behavior as a dangerous addiction.

Archie seemingly takes Burbles advice to heart.

He even throws his mask into the trash.

But you cant teach an old dog new tricks.

(Speaking of: Does anybody have eyes on Vegas?)

Thats an innovative way to get pink eye.

She wants to know: Has she lost her mind?

Also, theres that whole evil-dollslashabsorbed-triplet situation.

And second, she should have her DNA tested to confirm if she really absorbed a triplet after all.

Indeed, Cheryls chimerism-test results will come back negative: No trace of Julian in her genes.

Who do we think is doing the gaslighting?

Could it be Toni, in a very upsetting heel turn?

Nana Rose, demonstrating impressive spryness?

Or has Penelope secretly moved into Thistlehouses attic, a la George Bluth Sr.?

She should cut ties for good.For goodfor good this time.

Unlike the last time, or the time before that.

Jughead heads home to give FP a big old mushy hug.

We love to see it.