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The man (boy … And it gets wilder from there.The Umbrella Academyis playing with a completely different threshold for normalcy.
So if you happen to be a little fuzzy on where (and when!)
we left the seven Hargreeves siblings, dont sweat it.
Five saves his family … maybe?
He comes back to save them from dying in the apocalypse!
Although he tries so hard like, the hardest Five cannot stop the apocalypse from happening.
(More on that shitshow below!)
He can, however, make one last-ditch effort to keep his family alive.
The final scene of the season is the siblings holding hands (aw!!!)
and heading into the unknown together.
And then the Earth is swallowed up.
Only ahem timewill tell if Five saved his family in the end.
Well, kids, Vanya caused the apocalypse.
Yes, it was timid, oft-shunned Number Seven who blew up the moon and completely annihilated the earth.
In the end, Vanya was anything but ordinary.
Who couldve guessed such a thing?
Well, probably Reginald Hargreeves, for one.
Vanya ends up killing Leonard/Harold, and honestly, good-bye to you, sir.
And then she heads to her orchestra performance, as one does.
Sibling rivalries, right?
Allison who wants to show her sister mercy distracts her, saving the Hargreeves men.
Theres no way to stop it.
So Vanya will have a lot of explaining to do when she regains consciousness!
Allisons voice is gone.
This is bad for several reasons.
That explanation will have to include why Vanya used her powers to slice open Allisons throat.
Did I mention she sliced open Allisons throat?
Obviously, this is bad, because she cant use her powers.
Anyway, Im not, like, tearing up just thinking about that scene or anything.
Klaus made some interesting developments with his powers.
Speaking of some changes regarding powers, we should talk about Klaus.
He returns to find his family in disarray (whats new?)
and has to stop Luther from going down the path of alcohol and drugs and raves.
This giant mankillsat raves.
Klaus has Ben appear in the real world and use his monster tentacles to stop the Commission.
Finally, Ben gets to help his family again.
It is extremely awesome.
Luthers having an identity crisis.
but eventually comes around to joining his siblings to try and stop the apocalypse.
He may have found his new mission, but the guy still seems a little aimless.
One is the loneliest number and all that.
Turns out Diego is in fact both a lover and a fighter.
Hes a brooding I dont play by the rules and I dont need anyones help vigilante, after all.
And then theres Detective Eudora Patch.
He shouldve been there with her.
This is his fault.
A person will never listen to David Gray songs the same ever again, and thats just a fact.
And so, when Diego finally comes face-to-face with Cha Cha in the theater, he walks away.
Thats how he can truly honor Patchs memory.
And then he joins his family a team, whod have imagined!
to try and save the planet.
Hes not alone anymore, and hes looking out for much more than himself.
Arent you so proud of him?
Reginald Hargreeves remains a mystery.
Thanks to Klaus and his time in the afterlife, we know that Reginald knew the apocalypse was impending.
The world needs you, the dying woman tells Reginald before he goes.
Its all very mysterious!
The outcome for the employees of the Commission is a mixed bag.
Could it be true?
Doughnut-loving, emo, time-traveling assassin Hazel kind of gets a happy ending?
DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON POGO.
Say it aint so-go, Pogo!
Okay, Ill see myself out.
