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Minutes, days, fortnights … who knows.
in an ad that will not stop playing hour after hour after hour.
Like some kind of HBO Maxbranded Groundhog Day alarm clock.
PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING!
Without fail, multiple times per hour for days, she has been my steadfast companion.
YES THEY ARE, MELISSA, I hollered back.
Eh, maybe not everybody, Mel, I rebutted.
People are worth saving, she told me seven thousand times on Thursday.
Did you know theLin Dekalb is silent in Georgia?
People are worth saving, she implored Friday morning.
Blorgle schmoorgle doop floop, I replied, having lost the ability at this point to form coherent sentences.
But none of them are seared into my brain like the clip of Melissa.
People are worth saving?
PEOPLE ARE WORTH SAVING!
