One Day at a Time

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And dammit if that doesnt sound likeheaven.

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But at least she suggests they share a kiss!

A Hersheys Kiss, that is.

Schneider spends most of the episode desperately trying to hide his one-percenter status from kindergarten teacher Avery.

A worthwhile challenge, seeing as how he just installed both a hot tubandaJapanese smart toiletin his apartment.

He begs Penelope to teach him how to act poor (So, how does that whole nightmare work?

), which leads to his taking Avery to the airport for Taco Bell.

Turns out all of Schneiders chicanery was for naught.

Because Avery, hiding a Dries Van Noten blouse under her schoolmarm cardigan, is wealthy too!

Specifically if it involves dinner at Benihana.

Come on, Elena,this is how Syd asked you to Homecoming last season.

Excuse me while I go weep with joy.

This Is The Rest!

This episode features Rita Moreno wearing a silver, sequined turban.

Do you even need more convincing to watch this show?