One Day At A Time

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As for Penelope….Sigh, this is a tough one.

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Thank u, next.

You know who Iamfeeling?

For the third season in a row,ODAAThas rewarded viewers with an opening sequence featuring apajama-clad Moreno dancing.

The reality is, Lydia is now on blood thinners and needs to use a cane.

But nothing could be worse than Elenas destruction of Lydias signature entrances and exits.

In her attempt to lower herabuelitas stress levels, Elena hooks Lydias curtains up to a remote control.

Once the heels go, whats next?

I dont want to put them on a shelf and remember who I was.

(Something tells me Lydia is talking Americathan the Cuban Revolution with that statement.)

So, they reach a compromise: Lydia will wear shoes with a slightly lower heel.

And when Elena suggests some cane usage?

Take the win, Lydia claps back.

Still, Elenas well-intentioned efforts werent entirely in vain.

Instead of a bucket list, Lydia has created a bouquet list.

Its an arrangement of all the beautiful things you still want to do before you kick the bucket.

Not yet, Lydia.

This Is The Rest!

Nikki continues to teach master classes in How to Be an Odious Person.

Sample line: Im just going to say it.

There are multiple tool belts and multiple portraits not of Schneiders handiwork, of course.