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I just really love thisearnest, dumb, huge sloppy joe of a movie.
I am not financially compensated for this campaigning, nor does it win me any points with friends.
I want to be clear:Meet Joe Blackis actually three hours and one minute long.
Detractors of the film argue, among other things, that this is far too long by any standard.
Nor are we bound by the concept of social functions.
A fun way to do this is in three-hour increments.
Why would you want to do this, you ask?
What the fuck else are you going to do, watchThe Irishman?
Meet Joe Blackhas other things going for it besides being three hours and one minute.
I recommend watching it in a bathtub for maximum effect.
Anthony Hopkins plays a Mostly Good Dad and its very heartwarming.
We all need a Mostly Good Dad right now.
There is an indoor pool.
Brad Pitt sucks on a spoon covered in peanut butter.
At one point he speaks inJamaican Patoisand youre like, Absolutelywhatwas going on in the year 1998?
And then, youre welcome, three hours and one minute have passed.
Only 600 more viewings ofMeet Joe Blackto go!
