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Go forth, be horny, and prosper.
Bragging a little in front of your school crush?
Thats nerd for foreplay, folks.
18:19 to 20:20Once again, these two are talking about books.
The sexual tension isclearlyabout to reach carrying capacity and these two will soon be ripping off each others clothing.
Marianne would very obviously like to start something here, but Connell shuts her down.
20:47 to 21:11Finally, the hot, sad people kiss.
26:00 to 26:33And now theyre kissing again.
You know this is going to happen because Marianne says, Are you going to start kissing me again?
Have to respect a woman who asks for what she wants.
But when she asks if they can take off their clothes, he says, No, not here.
Okay, thats that then.
27:04 to 27:21One more smooch to close out the episode.
Thats all for now, folks.
But the fucking, the fucking is coming soon!
Episode 2
2:48 to 13:25Here we go.
This is what youve been waiting for.
The clothes are finally coming off.
16:47 to 17:37Time to hydrate!
Just kidding, theyre back at it again.
27:19 to 27:27One more lil makeout sesh to close us out.
And thats it for this episode.
Episode 4
Absolutely no sex or anything of the sort.
Afterward theyre chatting in bed and, whats that, oh yes itissome extremely visible dick.
Episode 6
1:03 to 1:24Romantic kitchen sex paired with anexcellent Carly Rae Jepsen track.
Its sweet, honestly.
8:34 to 10:42Connell and Marianne are back in bed.
This scene is both very hot and provides a nice angle from which to admireConnells chain.
22:00 to 22:25Back in bed, back to smoochin.
But bad news, folks, things are about to take a turn for our sad, hot people.
But if youre into that, here you go.
Connell and Marianne do kiss, though, after an extremely tense day.
Episode 9
4:39 to 4:45Here we have Connell kissing his new girlfriend.
I also cannot remember her name.
JK, its Helen.
5:21 to 5:51Now theyre having sex in a dimly lit bedroom to some nice, non-diegetic acoustic piano.
Episode 10
No sex here.
Just a lot of therapy.
This extremely moist sex scene ends abruptly after Marianne asks Connell if hed hit her.
even though I know Im about to feel very depressed again very shortly.
Enjoy this, youll be crying soon.
16:03 to 16:48A New Years Eve kiss and a nice flashback to their first in Mariannes living room.
Thats it for anything remotely sexy.
From here on out, theres no more sex only sadness.