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Milly Tamarezis a stand-up, writer, and comedic actor based out of Brooklyn, New York.
I don’t make up the rules.
I am just a law abiding citizen.
What do you get out of being on Twitter?I am a textbook extrovert.
They have no idea what its like.
The worst case for me was being followed like white on rice in a RAINBOW in Hollywood, Florida.
Exactly what the fuck do you think I am going to steal from there?
A $1 neon-green thong that saysTuesdayon it?
Back the fuck off me.
Do you prefer topical or evergreen tweets?I think a good Twitter has a bit of both.
I think one of the biggest faux pas of our generation is being perceived as tone-deaf.
and your whole family rolling their eyes; thats fun.
My date that night also ripped his pants.
I think there is a dumb, absurd comedic space that people of color have just begun to enter.
To have absurdist comedy and puns with urban or ethnic references is one of my favorite things about Twitter.
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That article always gets a TON of traffic even though it came out so long ago.
When you Google Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and ass its the first result.
