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Theyve broken up twice, each time breaking the hearts of fans everywhere.
And when they got back together, they were breaking the hearts of potential suitors everywhere.
Its been a decade of on-again, off-again Miley and Liam.
Chris Hemsworth istired of it.
Theanimalsmust be tired of it.
And both of them deserve to do whatever they want.
Hopefully, by now, theyve figured out what exactly that is.
(Cut toMiley making out with Brody Jenners ex-wife.)
Heres a timeline following their journey, complete with all the flings they left behind.
November 18, 2009: The trailer for Nicholas SparkssThe Last Songpremieres.
He still holds onto that title.
Greg Kinnear is also in this movie.
Kinnear is just one casualty of the decade-long tale of Miley and Liam.
(Olivia Jade knowswhat Im talking about.)
March 8, 2010: Miley and Liam coverTeen Vogue(RIP, the print pages).
Its all innocent, good fun.
March 31, 2010:The Last Songcomes out and its, like, fine.
Its noThe Notebook.And, of course,The Notebookis noA Walk to Remember.
No one isA Walk to Remember.
Shetells MTVthat Liam actually inspired some of the lyrics, along with previous boyfriends.
Potentially a Mr.Nick Jonas-Chopra.
February 11, 2011: Miley Cyrus is the queen of a lot of things.
Sticking her tongue out.
Pivoting genres with abandon.
No one can have a fun post-breakup fling like Miley Cannot, Will Not Be Tamed Cyrus.
Anyway, shesrumoredto be seeing Josh Bowman, who fun fact, dated Amy Winehouse.
March 31, 2011: Sometimes when two people are just friends theyfly across the worldto see one other.
Nah, theyre back together.
You gotta really love planes to fall in love with an Australian.
March 26, 2012: Just because they are back together doesnt mean that theyre getting engaged!
I’m not engaged.
I’ve worn this same ring on this finger since November!
People just wanna find something to tal about!
It’s a topaz people!
June 6, 2012: Theyget engaged!
Yes, she probably could, because she is what?
March 6, 2013: Intensebreakup rumorscirculate and Miley bats them off like flies.
I am so sick of La.
And sick of the lies that come with it.
I didn’t call off my wedding.
August 25, 2013: Mileydances at the VMAs.
This evolution warrants its own timeline (featuring areportedfling with herBangerzproducer, Mike WiLL Made It).
September 9, 2013: The Wrecking Ball music video drops.
Miley unfollows Liam onTwitter, though we cant imagine his tweets beingmore exciting in 2013.
September 19, 2013: Liamkisses someonewhile out in Vegas, clearly having learned something from the rebound queen.
(Donald Trump is pro-Miley in the breakup, but definitely must hate her now, right?)
@MileyCyrus dont worry about Liam.
you’ve got the option to do much better and you have plenty of timeremain strong!
September 23, 2013: At her first concertpost-breakupMiley cries while singing Wrecking Ball.
October 2013: Miley beginssecretly datingproducer Mike WiLL Made-It, who worked onBangerz.
Or as Nicki Minaj wouldlater describethe relationship, she sucked Mike WiLLs dick in the studio.
December 29, 2013: Shemakes outwith Britney Spearss backup dancer.
Page Six decides just good friends is p.r.
speak for its casual.
February 11, 2014: Something heats up between Liam andNina Dobrev.
July 5, 2014: Liam: Well always be friends.
November 5, 2014: Miley: Im dating a Kennedy now.
March 16, 2015: Patrick Schwarzenegger, 21, is a still a junior at USC.
When he goes on spring break to Cabo (remember when people went to Cabo instead of Tulum?
),photos surface of himand a (girl) friend getting close.
Its one of my best friends girlfriend.
Would NEVER do anything against my GF….. Or his best friend, presumably.
April 25, 2015: Yeah, so thatdoesnt last.
July 16, 2015: Miley and Stellago to Disneyland!
Thats cute, yall.
But Im not in a relationship.
September 16, 2015: Shes linked toDane Cook, which what?
And who in their right mind would?
January 4, 2016: Exesfly across the worldto hang out!
Thats the moral of this timeline.
(Just kidding do not text that person.)
Even if they were trying to remain best friends, Australia is extremely romantic.
They started 2016 off at a music festival in Byron Bay.
That screamsLets get married in three years and divorced six months after.
and planning to get married!
Liam took the photo on the cover art.
I cry when she talks about how shes never been boatin.
November 5, 2017: Cysworthspottedall across the world bothwearingwedding rings.
November 13, 2018: They lose their beloved Malibu home to the devastatingWoolsey Fire.
But all theiranimalsare safe and everything is going to be fine.
December 26, 2018: Liam and Mileytie the knotin Tennessee.
They are the only tens they see!
A big part of my pride and my identity is being a queer person, Miley tellsVanity Fair.
July 11, 2019: I think its very confusing to people that Im married.
But my relationship is unique, Cyrus tellsElle.
I mean, do people really think that Im at home in a fucking apron cooking dinner?
Im in a hetero relationship, but I still am very sexually attracted to women.
Miley Cyrus is off in Lake Como,making out with Brody Jenners ex-wife, Kaitlynn Carter.
Is this all going to end up onThe Hillsreboot?
Brody Jenner makes ajokeon Instagram about joining in on the drama.
She is radiant in her Rebound Queen Crown.
According toThe Independent,the couple has a prenup.
