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There is no third option.
This trailer has: singing!
Anthropomorphic cats with human hands andhuman breasts!
(Real cats: call your agents.)
(Which happens to be released this Friday.)
(Catsis based on cats inOld Possums Book of Practical Catsby T. S. The cats are, apparently, quite sexy or at least quitesexualized.
Enough history: ontoCats!
Here are two Cats cat and, notably, no litter box.
James Corden plays a rich cat.
you could tell hes rich because hes wearing a tuxedo, like all rich humans and felines.
This is flawless logic and I have no follow-up questions.
I absolutely do not even know where to begin.
When youre a cat, do you put your napkin in your lap?
Do cats have laps?
Is that a steak knife and … a butter knife?
And a third knife, there on the left?
Also what agent of satan is serving a catdinner, on atable, in achair?
And what in the name of Darren Aronofskys scarves is around that cats neck?
head of the LEPrecon police force) inArtemis Fowl.
It just feels important to note that Dame Dench is lapping all of us on this you-only-live-once thing.
What will she think of next?
This city is afraid of me…I have seen its true face.
and Ill look down and whisper No.
We are all going to cry buckets when Jennifer sings Memory, though.
