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We are confident that should he ever find this column, he will find it both confusing and mortifying.
Thats whythis columnis so important.
Before we get into this, know thatThe Phantom of the Operais deeply important to me.
Its not culturally significant if it doesnt have a reboot.
Personally, Ive always found Christine too cloying.
From when shes first asked to sing and has all thatOh, me?
Do you have chills?
Now, despite what you may assume, I am not insane.
It should, in fact, be atwo-man show.
On that note, I also think Berry should rework all the music.
Berryloves synths, so he could maintain that grandiose 80s vibe while adding some of his folksier rock elements.
Those of you reading this have almost survived the Worst Year, and you should be proud of that.
