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(Again … like do not ask questions.)

Ma lures Ben into her home, then strips him naked and ties him to her four-poster bed.

Its here we get our first glimpse of a full-frontal Luke Evans nice!

Ben looks on, helpless and terrified, as Ma, knife in hand, reaches for his penis.

Instead, she decides to hook him up to an IV full of dog blood.

Because … hes a dog?

(Cant imagine he would, but checking!)

In the meantime, let us ponder another recent Luke Evans tweet.

Happy#WorldLandRoverDaythe best of the beastspic.twitter.com/JWBJa2LZVY

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