Looking For Alaska
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Lets start crying right away, shall we?
How about her mom saying little ones need their mamas even when theyre grown?
Yeah, okay, sure.
A title card informing us were one day before?
Red alert, the floodgates of tears are now open!
Buckle up, friends.
Theyre kissing so much that their lips are going numb!
Young consent king Pudge checks in with Lara to ensure his moves are okay by her.
Thank you for modeling making-out best practices, kiddos!
Normalizing enthusiastic consent is a great thing for a TV show aimed at teens to do!
After a brief and awkward follow-up conversation, Pudge and Lara return to watching a show on her laptop.
I do so love an Easter egg.
Lara assures Pudge she wont be scandalized.
She, a European, knows from porn.
Sometimes you should probably call in an expert!
As I Believe in a Thing Called Lovereaches its sonic climax, Pudge achieves his own corporeal one.
Good for you, buddy, you better have reciprocated!
Ill always be the guy who got kicked out because of you.
And youll always feel guilty, and Ill always feel resentful.
And thats no recipe for a friendship, now, is it?
The Colonel can leave alone or with his co-pranksters, but hemustleave.
As Alaska dozes on Pudges chest, he whispers that he loves her and then drifts off to sleep.
This is crushingly hopeful.
They both look like they regret it already.
I would very much like to acquire such a T-shirt for myself.
Reader, I guffawed.
