Looking For Alaska

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That is, acute nicotine withdrawal.

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Alaska would want to handle this herself.

Unlike the pranks from earlier in the semester, this is all humiliation and no wit.

And its provocation that leaves the door open to retaliation.

This is not a Shut It All Down prank, its a Bring It On prank.

I guess Kevin and Longwell have short memories?

), he sincerely begs.

Lara agrees to be his date, and he reluctantly agrees to be the pranks lookout.

At the dance, Pudge is nonsensically refusing to dance and Lara is deeply and rightly disappointed.

Well, there we have it folks, the best line reading of the episode.

Bravo, Timothy Simons, you are this episodes MVP by a country mile!

Did that seem like a too-easy mouthful for the swan?

Is the swan like the crocodile inPeter Pan, needing time to develop its taste for human flesh?

Or is the swan more closely allied with chaotic goose inUntitled Goose Game?

The world may never know.

Pudge cant believe Alaska is so down on herself.

I hope we can get an official comment on this!

Kevins laptop password is LAXBRO69.

Of course it is.

Song of the episode: as if this is in question at all.

Come on, its Macarena.