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There cant be much she still wants to do, right?
One: She wants to live in a period drama.
I wanna have a corset on, to have tea and wonder what the men are doing.
Like, I really, really do, she toldNew Yorkerwriter Ariel Levy.
Im so scared Im gonna die and never have that.
We cant let that happen!
Is it too late to sneak Liz Phair ontothis next season ofThe Crown?
But its stuck,its like my comfort.
And as rock royalty, Duchess Phair will only have the finest!
I call them dress movies, they have very specific standards, she explained.
They must have sociopolitical undertones.
Men have to actually react as men would.
And there has to be an unnecessarily long shot of a dinner table.
Two: She wants to help cows build their own villages.
(Just, uh, make a run at follow here.)
Later in the talk, an audience member asked Phair if she believed in a hierarchy of art forms.
I have a field of things I love, she replied.
Im likeFerdinand the Bull, Im just sitting in the field.
I dont even see human beings as particularly better than animals, Phair said.
I dont understand why, like, cows havent developed villages yet … Im a little concerned about that.
Very concerning for sure!
They couldnt get it done, they couldnt get the zoning.
They couldnt pass their plans in the zoning wars, I understand, Phair said.
But if you are reading this and you are a cow, do not fret!
She added, Im planning to help them with that.
Well, you heard it here first!
And whatever cause Liz Phair is backing, were backing it too.
With such a busy schedule ahead, lets hope Phair gets some time to live out both her dreams.
Although, probably not at the same time.
