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But shes doing alright.

A little confused that America hasnt given her a cool, sexy nickname, but shes still doing alright.

It might surprise you to be hearing from me, some smoke-show midwestern governor.

But governors are kind of having a moment right now, she explains.

But Im not offended.

Because Im proud to be from Michigan and that woman is what Trump calls his wife.

Because if its going to be a woman, she muses, it might as well bethatwoman.

Butthiswoman would rather flip her critics off instead.

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