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For weeks nay, months the world has watched in bewilderment as theLizzie McGuirerebootfell apart.
As it turns out, the problem was a reference to the fact that people have sex.
Real racy stuff, you see.
The news, one could reasonably conclude, is that someone cheated.
Our bets are on the chef fiance, but who knows for sure?
So: Give the people what they want.
