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What I wouldnt give to be writing up the best tributes to theFiji Water Girl!
(Cordengot her for a cameo, so he clearly won.)
Busy Philipps started her Wednesday night show bytalking about her period, possibly a late-night first.
Andy Samberg guested on both NBC shows to plugBrooklyn Nine-Nineand it was fun as hell.
But I cant talk about any of that because the media caves to Trumps stunts.
And talk shows comment on the media, and I comment on talk shows.
So were left with dreck.
At least Colbert got real silly with it.
Beer puns are exactly what this moment in history deserves.
Puns are extremely dumb, and this shutdown is extremely dumb.
The country is locked in a stalemate because Trump can never let himself look vulnerable.
He cant even admit hes wrong in that small of a moment.
Truly this is the month of men who refuse to apologize.
Something aboutapologies being like an onion.
Maybe hes allergic to both.
For example, Kimmel is putting the rhetorical emphasis on how the shutdown affects normal people.
Kimmel often makes the best countermoves on late night.
He spins brilliantly, and he could have had quite the career in PR.
Also, the president can declare stuff emergencies whenever, for whatever?
Its always nice when someone acknowledges that Americas problems didnt start with this administration.
(For example, howAndy Samberg did at the Golden Globes.
Fallon just dissected the presidents speech.
There was no forwarding of the conversation.
However, he was the only host I saw go after Trumps very first flub of Tuesdays address.
Also, it seems like Fallon took time over the break to hone his Trump impression.
Its more guttural than it used to be, more in the back of the throat.
Hopefully Fallon will continue to hone his impression until Trump inevitably shuts down all communication using his emergency powers.
