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I thought you were gonna take out the garbage?
I stepped on em.
(Spoiler alert: have sex now!)
Well, Ive been talking about shaking for a long time.
Explains Larry, There was a time when I was grabbing peoples elbows.
I thought the fist bump was a good new development.
Theres too much contact between people.
Even sex… its enough.
People gotta do something about the sex.
