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Gah, what happened to Peter Parker?
Oops, wrong borough, same Marisa Tomei.
Davidson lost his own firefighter father, Scott, in the attacks on 9/11.
But while the real Davidsonfound comedyto process his grief, the king of Staten Island is lost.
Literally he turned a belly button into a cat anus.
Im gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me!
he yells at his potential new stepdad, played by Bill Burr.
Its an above-ground pool, he starts walking away.
Youre like fucking eight-feet tall.
