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OnJessica Jones, the city is the place to be and the suburbs are for your nightmares.
Every time we leave New York for some small town, we wind up in a house of horrors.
See: season ones jaunt to Jesss childhood home, occupied by Kilgrave and a bunch of his prisoners.
(Always meet your deadlines, kids!)
Eric is a gambler in debt, and he meant to handle said debt by blackmailing people.
I want to believe that this season is going to pick up, because I thoroughly enjoy this show.
But, like: Seriously, this dudes superpower is just … getting a migraine around assholes?
How is that even a power?
And he doesnt even knowwhatbad thing they do justthatthey do bad things?
There are a lot of shitty people out there.
Theres no reason for us to double up, Jess (not incorrectly) tells Trish.
Go find your own bad guy.
I dont need your help and you dont need mine, okay?
She leaves him with a try not to get murdered and I hope we never see him again.
Trish thinks Sal sent the stabber; she says as much to Jess, who is extremely not interested.
So Trish breaks into Malcolms office to … send him to Sal?
What is she even DOING there?
She just wants everyone to know she can do parkour now.
She is the most annoying, I swear to the Marvel gods.
But Trish was following him, so she shows up to save the day.
This is mostly successful, with one teeny catch: She accidentally impales Sal on a shovel andalmostkills her.
Without Eric, Jess goes to door number three and meets Gregory Salinger, the stabber.
(IS HE RELATED TO PEACH SALINGER?Inquiring TV-Salinger obsessives want to know!)
I cant believe Jess got stabbed by this fuckin nerd.
He shows up and reports that his thing is hurting powered people.
Like your standard-issue incel, what he really wants is RESPECT from the likes of Jessica Jones.
This is … one way to go about it, I guess.
Then he calls 911 and fake-sobs that Jess is attacking him, so Jess splits.
What a top-notch guy.
Meanwhile, Jeri has someone come by to give her place an ALS-proofing.
Her story line is so quiet and intense, but Im loving it.
(Hogarths response: If I want to be insulted, Ill call Jessica.)
Hogarth tries to just win Kith away from her husband one last time, but that marriage is unbreakable.
I cant imagine her beloved will like hermorewhen all this is over.
Also, those gloved-hand close-ups of Salinger are giving me realPretty Little Liarsflashbacks.
