Marvels Jessica Jones

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Even superheroes cant have it all.

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Take Jessica: Sure, most of the time she can lift a minivan.

for once in her entire life, should definitely know better.

Detective Costa is investigating, but Jess thinks she knows her man: Andrew Brandt, the sculpture stealer.

Do you all struggle with the pacing, too?

And my first instinct here is … this is kind of a lame villain situation, is it not?

Jess as a target by proxy because of a random bar hookup?

Malc swings by with the knife because he is a smooth, sharp-dressed evidence-tamperer now.

Jess goes to Brandts place and finds a lead in ten minutes.

Trish has been searching for hours.

Id say theyre competing but Trish is extremely bad at this job!

Why is she fighting her nature?

you could see in her eyes how distressed she is to excel at something so vapid.

What makes you think that I know anything about illegal art sales?

asks Hogarth, who obviously knows everything there is to know about illegal art sales.

Jess lands in the hospital again with my new favorite supporting character your body hasspleenbetter days!

and leaves too early, again, relying on narcotics to numb her pain enough to do super-jumps.

Jess snags the statue and speaks the truth: Some people just have too much goddamn money.

Meanwhile Trish is out front cosplaying as a rich would-be buyer, putting those Patsy performance skills to use.

Her outfit is A+, I must say.

GIRL JESS DOES NOT NEED TO TRAIN SHE IS LITERALLY A SUPERHERO.

Trish calls herself unstoppable so Jess has to kick her ass like, gently!

But you know, point made.

I love watching her shove cars, so this is a very satisfying sequence as far as Im concerned.

Jess has put it together: Someone wantedhimdead, not her.

HE IS THE REASON SHE GOT STABBED.

Wow, honestly, fuck this guy.

The more you know!