Marvels Jessica Jones
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Last seasonsfinaleleft us with this tantalizing hint about Trishs future.
This episode left me feeling extremely underwhelmed by whatever it is that Trish is now supposedly capable of doing.
Is it just me, or does Trish not exactly seem super with a capital S?
If I recall correctly, Jess didnt need to train for an entire year to access her superpowers.
Im no expert, but as I understand it, once youre super boom, youre super.
Go to bed with a spider bite, wake up ready to scale walls and sling through town.
If I had your powers.
Youve heard me say that a thousand times.
And then she hasno ideawhat to do with them once she has them!
She claims to hate her celebrity but is desperate for attention and praise.
Seeing Jess get the glory for the one homicide Trish is proud to have committed iswreckingher.
Everyone on this show needs therapy.
Trishs mom worries that Trish has no professional life and suggests Trish join a celebrity dance show.
Honestly, she would be perfect for that, but Trish has loftier (vaguer) aspirations.
Trish struggles with her efforts at violent Good Samaritaning because everybody recognizes her.
I guess it would be like if Candace Cameron Bure started avenging carjackings or some shit.
Trish corrects the record, clearly thinking he will be impressed; instead, he is horrified.
So far, so accurate!
Trish hates the P.I.
part of Jesss job, so about 90 percent of Jesss job.
Its all kind of … clumsy, no?
I mean, Not this time, asshole!
They pick this up off the cutting floor ofSweet/Vicious?
and then immediately dumps and fires him (rude).
As shes kicking the trainer out, Malcolm is walking in wearing an absolutely perfect coat.
NETFLIX JUST MAKE THESE EPISODES 40 MINUTES, I BEG YOU.
This is how Trish ends up selling atrocious sweaters on a Home Shopping Networktype channel.
Trish, full of righteous anger this is her default setting goes to Brandts place to stake it out.
She is hilariously bad at this.
Girl, youre trying to be so stealthy, but youtook a Lyftto the hotel?
So that there could be a record of your exact transit route tied to your credit card?
Trish is very sad that she missed two shows for her botched stakeout and is all alone.
Better just snuggle up in one of those tacky cardigans, Patsy!
Jessica is not here to make you feel better.
