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Ventriloquist dummy that looks exactly like its owner?
Sequin ball cap with a faux fur jacket and striped shorts?
During this weeksSaturday Night Live,Jason Momoathrows himself at the mercy of the court in a surprise cameo.
How much mercy does the court have for a leopard-draped live-in nurse/gigolo/paralegal named Apollo Benz?
Turns out, not much.
Oh, it is?
Theft, you say.
Looks like Judge Barry is going to make it to night church with plenty of time to spare.