Jane the Virgin
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But Chapter Eight-Seven seems more interested in providing fuel for a different relationship entirely: Jane and Petra.
And yet its amazing to watch this episode strum some lady guitars, as it were.
Jane and Petra somehow end up at a lesbian bar together?
They end updancingat a lesbian bar together?!
They end upgrindingat a lesbian bar together, and then nearlykiss?!!
If at least threeJaneviewers didnt fall out of their chairs during that scene, I would be surprised.
It was a pretty horny episode all around, in fact.
They would be terrible together.
No, it does not.
But I want better for these two.
At this point, though, both of the better options for Jane are looking pretty dubious.
His baffled realizations of how sappy he used to be are sincere and hard to move past.
But Jane also realizes he wasnt ever quite the guy she thought he was.
(Its a little implausible that she found his investigationthissurprising, though.
He was a cop!
He loved being a cop!
And then the target of his long-term investigation gave him amnesia!
It should not be hard to tie those strings together.)
Hes taking antidepressants, which I am thrilled to discover.
Its also more evidence that, like Michael and Jane, Rafael has changed.
Season-five Rafael is devastated, and is in no way trying to pretend otherwise.
After a break last week,Janealso pulls the Sin Rostro plots back into the shows orbit.
You know, the usual.
Theres also the suspicious moment where Anna and Elsa see someone sneaking into their balcony at night.
In so many ways,Janeis a big show.
Its ambitious and full, and in terms of emotions and events, the scope is huge.
Its never been a physically big show, though.
It was remarkable when Jane traveled somewhere else in Florida for a book event.
When Lina moved to New York, it was like shed moved to the Moon.
Montana is a big deal!
What if Jane wants to be a cowgirl now?!
Who am I kidding, its not even sexy in slow motion!
When Jane and Michael are talking about how notoriously unreliable memories can be, Our Narrator cuts in.
I thinkIsaid something like that … but I cant quite remember?
Oh my God, your penis gotbigger!Dream Xiomara tells him.
Keep the dream alive, Rogelio.
When I saw you strumming your lady guitar, I assumed youd gotten your groove back, says Rogelio.
Remember how this shows original title wasJane the Virgin?
Remember how much sex fretting there used to be?
Look how far weve come!
