Jane the Virgin
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What a penultimate episode!
After years its beenyears Sin Rostro is dead.
Michael came back and gave Jane (andJaneviewers) some closure.
And Rogelio and Xiomara are moving to New York!
Everything is ending and Im honestly just barely holding it together over here.
Hes not alone, either.
Shes pregnant, and theyre getting married.
The impact of that scene is, if anything, a touch overboard.
Its not just that Michaels in love with Charlie; theyre getting married!
Its not just that theyre getting married, its that shes really pregnant!
Michael has absolutely, fully moved on.
That overdetermined sense of ending is what dominates the whole episode.
and then puts a giant SERIOUSLY, WE ARE ENDING stamp on it.
Did you get the memo?
The show is ending!
After escaping from prison, Roseof coursecomes back.
Then, in one of the episodes many gestures of overwhelming conclusive energy, Sin Rostro meets her end.
Luisa threatens to take a cyanide pill, which is a fake-out (its a Tic Tac!
Luisa pushes her down an open stairwell, and Rose is impaled.
What is she impaled on?
A golden statue of Rogelio inThis Is Mars.
What part of the statue is she impaled on, exactly?
SIN ROSTRO IS IMPALED ON A GOLDEN STATUE OF ROGELIOS ANIMATRONIC MARTIAN TAIL.
AND THEN SET ON FIRE, JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE.
I will love it forever.
The episodes final major move toward a hugely decisive ending is Janes book deal.
(One nice thing to end her life before she was impaled on a giant tail.)
Her book sells for half a million dollars.
Its over.She made it.
Which means this is the very last time I will write this to end aJanerecap: To be continued!
Then Rogelio continues, Single women outnumber single men two-to-one!
Our Narrator says, slyly.
Its the story of Michael, and of Alba!
The snippets of text are things like just like a telenovela!
And when Charlie requests that Jane leave one specific part of her book out, Jane happily agrees.
And friends, she did, Our Narrator says.
So I will, too.Hmmmmmmmm.
#Rogelio
Esteban pulls off a great con!
So he convinces Darci to move, and offers Esteban a part onThis Is Marsas an extra inducement.
But he runs into a roadblock with Esteban, who claims to have quit acting.
What a great, dastardly final move for Esteban!
At the end, Xo really summarizes the mood of the episode.
She realizes that everythings in place.
She got into a nursing school in New York.
Esteban and Darci are ready to go.
She and Rogelio will be leaving.
How do we say good-bye?
