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One of them was surely lurking in this years lineup.

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What would it be?

But the thing is, I didnt hateThe Goldfinch!

In fact, I didnt hateThe Goldfinchso much that I now feel mildly compelled to defend it.

The first misconception I must dispel concerns the booing.

Yes, they did.

But did they actually boo?

No, they did not.

The second misconception I must address is that the film is a lifeless bore.

The third misconception I must dispute concerns the acting.

(Shia LaBeouf circa 2010 was another.)

However, I venture that this actually makesThe Goldfinchwork better!

Wanting to punch him in the face is the whole point.

And, I venture, many of the supporting performers are legitimately good.

But even this haphazard editing isnt enough to make the film a disaster.

Theres one biopic set to screen that Ive heard is particularly horrid.

I cant wait to see it.

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