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So instead, I found myself turning to a … different source of inspiration.
What Im trying to say is that I think we should derive meaning and inspiration fromUncut Gems.
Howard endures the well wishes with irritation and a light burn.
All right, Larry, youre a Jew again?
he asks one friend as he passes him on the street.
Gentle roasting is a key component of Jewish culture that should not be forgotten, even during a pandemic.
Upon reconsideration, however, 2020 feels like a celery year to me.
Imbue the Plague Recitations With ShadeA plague recitation is never just a plague recitation.
Howard even takes the opportunity to threaten his own children: Death of the firstborn.
That can still happen.
Zoom is a perfect outlet for this sort of shade, and I suggest you practice now.
This is the most lunatic, self-destructive thing a person can do during Passover.
Try it this year!
Im going to talk shit about you during my Seder.
Just as exhausting, with the added benefit of screen time.
Everyone shrieks in awe.
It does not go as planned.
She laughs loudly into his face: Youre the most annoying man Ive ever met.
During quarantine, a lot of us have had similar experiences, albeit over text or perhaps Instagram DMs.
Why not use Passover as one last-ditch effort to win back someone you totally fucked over many years before?
If it goes poorly, you’ve got the option to blame it on the Manischewitz.