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Think GOOP meets Tammy Faye Bakker, with her own White Diamondsstyle perfume line called Proverbs 31.
Oh, and, as you might have already suspected, Eugene isnt actually dead after all.
Rot in hell, she says with a smile as her home goes up in flames.
But doesFilthy Richgive you the martini-glass full of ice-cold Samantha you require?
While promoting her familys new Christian shopping platformThe time has come to start shopping in Gods light.
When her daughter criticizes her angelic entranceBaby, thats not insecurity.
On smoking while wearing a dishwashing gloveIm not messing up my nails with nicotine stains.
Im a lady who needs a smoke.
Im not a smoker.
Admitting that she knew about one instance of her husbands infidelityWe slept in separate bedrooms for six months.
And he only got handies for six more.
These three will be no different.
On being a proper southern ladyThe only time a Monreaux girl is helpless is when her nails arent dry.
While promoting her special brand of Christian capitalismThey say vote with your dollar.
I say, pray with your dollar.
Dismissing her producers concerns about the three new Monreaux children in generalTheyre not just bastards, Nora.
He said planes dont just drop out of the sky.MARGARET: They do if God wants them to.
You all get a Proverb!
Introducing her husbands son, who is surprising her with a shirtless on-air MMA demonstrationWheres your shirt?!
Antonio, you cant cook dressed like that!
Welcoming her husbands daughter to her talk showBeing a mother, its hard work.
Some days, you just want to tear your hair out.
But my next guest … makes me want to tear my hair out with joy!
My body belongs to me.
I say what happens to it.
I say what I do with it.MARGARET: So every prostitute is a feminist!
When requesting her stoolBring me my stool.
