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So: Just how gay isRocketman?
Lets review the evidence, shall we?
Later, his mom ridicules him for his fat little legs.
All the while, Taron Egerton has the body of, well, Taron Egerton.Ruling: Pretty Gay.
Eltons obsession with his receding hairline is a recurring plot point.
His mother first brings it up five minutes into the film, telling him hell be bald by 20.
Elton makes out with a fellow singer backstage at a concert.
Elton and a shirtless John Reid make out passionately in front of a window.
John removes Eltons glasses gently, then the two fall into bed, tearing off each others jeans.
There are no full thrusts.Ruling: Gay and Hot, But Honestly … Not Gay Enough.
John visits Elton while hes recording in the studio.
I realize I am attracted to Taron Egerton.
Where Are The Thrusts?
John Reid gets a blowjob from his secretary in front of a pool.
We only see the top of his head, though.
(Not that head, an actual head.
)Ruling: Gay, But Only in Concept.
I cannot confirm nor deny that we see Taron Egertons dick.Ruling: Jurys Still Out.
Elton goes to an orgy and makes out with a man dressed as a sailor.
I have fucked everything that moves, Elton tells his own mother over dinner.Ruling: Rather Gay.
