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Which is where we come in.
With apologies to E!
But how accurately did Kalings script capture this voice?
As Vultures unofficial headline puncher-upper, I feel I am uniquely qualified to pass judgment on this specific issue.
If a 23-year-old associate editor pitched this headline, I would know we made the right choice.
If an intern wrote it, wed hire them immediately.
Its biting in its specificity, and it doesnt spell everything out for you.
Its a little mean, but hopefully not too mean.
(Shes an aunt, shes still family.)
It makes sure to get a you in there relatable!
And its only 45 characters, which is great, because its not2015anymore.
Fine work all around, Kaling.
This story, too, emerges in a Vulture headline, complete with one of our signaturesplits.
But this one needs a lot of work either way.
I generally wouldnt advise using Dancys characters name anyway, as he seems like hes kind of a Who.
Racy, too, feels off.
We haveused it, but rarely in headlines, and not for a long time.
Same with workplace romance its a delicate situation, and that wording feels a little too People.com for us.
(Slate runs an essay calling the controversy slut-shaming.)
In that case, wed probably play it fairly straight, getting the news to the very front.
Wed maybe go with slept with or had affair, but I think wed probably go punchier.
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